Cheesio's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Demon City]

Boring

Slow and very repetitive. No fun at all. All the levels seem the same and the gameplay is just walking towards an enemy and holding down the space bar to waggle your sword a bit. Very dull game.

[Pilgrimage]

Brilliant!

Not only was the platforming gameplay good fun, but the whole idea was very original and well done! The art was great, the music was great, and the story was great. Good job guys!

[Journey: ttcotm]

Brilliant... Only one problem.

I've tried and tried and tried, and I can't get past the stupid second section of the second boss. I want to go further, but I have to beat that stupid ninja at a very hard bit of DDR. Nice idea, but way too hard.

[Bob:Da Hapland Chronicals]

*Gasp* I beg your pudding?!

'Cheese is gay'? 'CHEESE IS GAY'?! WHY YOU LITTLE-

devicer4321 responds:

Actually im tall >.>

[Flashnavox Odyssey]

Writing this review to counter the clueless guy...

While the Odyssey was a piece of crap, it was the first home games console ever, so it was revolutionary. As crap as it is, it deserves a Flash re-make, even if it is just for nostalgic reasons, historic reasons, or just to laugh at it. Thanks for re-making it in Flash!

Denegoth responds:

No problem, it was fun :)

[Crazy Tennis]

Could have been great.

Could have been a brilliant and fun game. The only problem is it's really hard to hit the ball back. Really ruins the game.

[Iron Snail]

Disapointing.

When I started up the game, I thought: Oh awesome! A Metal Gear parody! However, when I started playing it, it was disappointing. I thing the gameplay could have been a lot better.

[Mars Buggy]

Oh dear...

This game could have been brilliant, but it's WAY too hard not to crash. Needs fixing.

[Shipping Blox]

Hm...

Well, the complete lack of physics when the crate falls ruins this game. It just drops straight down when you'd expect it to obey the rules of relativity... Not too fun either.

[Death Platform]

Great idea...

Very poorly executed. The camera was zoomed in way too much, it was ugly, it was too floaty, it was super glitchy and when you retry the music starts again without stopping what was already playing... Sorry, but this was just a great idea that was very poorly executed.

andy70707 responds:

what do you mean by too floaty? And could you name some of the glitches?